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Texas Woman Finally Gets Married “Thanks to Nadia the Witch”

Stefanie Evans from Texas claims to have found her Soulmate and finally gotten married thanks to using 7 drops of a strange magic love potion made by a witch called Nadia.

The magic “Amoratti love potion” by Nadia claims to turn anyone into a love magnet who will attract their Soulmate.

“It worked for me!” Stefanie says. “I met my soulmate in 12 days!”

Nadia is a 7th-Generation Shazaam witch who lives in the Tatra mountains of Poland.

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Man Killed by Biggest Breast in the World

Nina’s NutCracker Breast

Dangerously Big Killer Breast
Killer Breast

On Friday,  a man by the name of Scott Harolds was accidentally killed in New York by his new girlfriend’s enormous breast.

Nina Grossman, who has the biggest breast implants in the world reportedly killed him by Continue reading Man Killed by Biggest Breast in the World

Futuristic Machine to Turn CO2 Gas into Diamonds

Who Else Wants to make Diamonds at Home?

Diamonds from CO2?
Diamonds from CO2?

Everyone knows that CO2, the harmful gas we exhale and which factories produce, is damaging the planet and causing Global Warming.
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Already for many years, scientists have been attempting in vain to separate individual atoms an join them together in new ways to create original substances.
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Using modern technology, a team of scientists lead by Professor John Bosch of the Philadelphia University of Sciences, were recently able to Continue reading Futuristic Machine to Turn CO2 Gas into Diamonds

3 Deadly Love Stories

Love that Killed –  The Worst Ways to Die

Drowned under Julia's Fats

Rudolfo Hernandez, a Miami resident aged 34, died by suffocation, while being lovingly buried under his newly wed wife, Julia Esperanza Hernandez.
“He told me to sit on his face so I did it. And because I didn’t hear him tell me to get up again I stayed sitting on him till Continue reading 3 Deadly Love Stories

Dr. Grizeldor’s Amazing Hair-Away Injection

Never Need to shave again!

May 10th, 2012, New York City. 

Scaring off the guys? Try Hair-Away
Scaring off the guys? Use Hair-Away Injection

A hair removal surgeon by the name of Dr. Grizeldor  has just released an instantly best-selling product; the Hair-Away injection.

Hairy patients now no longer need lengthy, painful, and costly hair removal procedures to rid themselves of their fuzz.

Instead, all one needs to do is to simply Continue reading Dr. Grizeldor’s Amazing Hair-Away Injection

Longest Tongue in the World Guinness World Record

Longest Tongue in the World
Longest Tongue in the World

Chanel Tapper aged 21, has won the 2012 Guinness World Record for having the longest tongue in the world. Chanel’s tongue is 9.75 cm (3.8 in) long.

Chanel first got famous when she was 13 years old, through sticking out her monster long tongue in a YouTube video.

In September 2011 Guinness invited Chanel to Los Angeles where they measured her tongue and she beat two other women to the record.

Chanel loves her long tongue.

Chanel said: “I have always been silly and goofy. I love sticking my tongue out at people.
I started doing that back in school. I’ve never had a problem with having a long tongue, it’s just fun.”

Watch Chanel exhibiting her long tongue below.

What are the 7 pluses of having a long tongue? Share your opinion below.

Dominican Farmer Arrested for Giving his Cows Grass

A dominican farmer by the name of Manuel Hernandez Rodriguez has been arrested by the Domincan Drug Control Police for giving his cows grass.
Juan Luis, police spokes man said in a statement to the media: “We were shocked to find Rodriguez giving all his cows grass! He even has a whole field full of it! It is one thing taking grass yourself, but another forcing your cows to eat it.”
Manuel Hernandez Rodriguez responded saying: “The cows like grass very much. They are happy cows.  They’ve been eating it for years. If I can’t give them grass, what else should I feed them?”

 

The Real Cause of Fake Male Pregnancy Discovered

Men Beware of Baking Soda!

Pregnant man or Bloated Belly?
Pregnant man or Bloated Belly?

The strange phenomenon of men’s bellies bloating side by side with their wives pregnancy was previously attributed to Mental Assimilation Syndrome or to Female Pregnancy Jealousy Syndrome (FPJS) .

However recent findings from studies conducted at the Berlin Institute of Health show that the real cause of Men’s belly bloat is the overuse of baking soda.
Baking soda is traditionally used to make cakes rise, however it is also used as a home remedy for Digestive Disorders.

The antidote to Baking Soda Belly Bloat is Soda Bake.

 

Amazing Hebrew Talking Mice a World Wide Sensation!

Hebrew Talking Mice on TV

Amazing Hebrew Talking Mice
Amazing Hebrew Talking Mice

Jonathan and Hannah, two Jewish mice born in Manhattan who moved with their owners to Israel 2 years ago have suddenly astounded the world by chatting in Hebrew to their owners.
Natanel  who bought the two mice for his wife, told of the first time the mice spoke to him: “I was making a cheese sandwich when suddenly Jonathan climbed up onto the counter and Continue reading Amazing Hebrew Talking Mice a World Wide Sensation!