Never Need to shave again!
May 10th, 2012, New York City.
A hair removal surgeon by the name of Dr. Grizeldor has just released an instantly best-selling product; the Hair-Away injection.
Hairy patients now no longer need lengthy, painful, and costly hair removal procedures to rid themselves of their fuzz.
Instead, all one needs to do is to simply inject one does of Dr. Grizeldor’s A25 mixture into any hairy part of one’s body and within half an hour, every single hair shall fall out.
“The way it works,” Dr. Grizeldor explained to the press, “Is it goes through the blood stream into the hair’s roots and poisons them. Then because they no longer can hold on, the hairs fall out. And because the A25 mixture poisons the hair’s root canal, no more hairs will ever grow!”
Dr. Grizeldor is selling the Hair-Away Injection for only $129.
You can either inject yourself at home or head over to his clinic for a VIP treatment.