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Giant Tick Attacks Tourist in the Dominican Republic!

Huge Nightmare Tick Attack!

Lectorina Ixodida
Lectorina Ixodida

Recent reports state that a tourist who visited Playa Limon Beach in El Cedro, Miches, Dominican Republic experienced the world’s worst nightmarish tick attack.

Michel (who doesn’t want his full name known) states:
“I was staying in a small hotel near Playa Limon and had gone down to the beach for a swim.
No one was around to see so I went for a swim in the nude.
I afterwards lay down in the sand to tan, and was having a rather relaxing time when all of a sudden I felt this terrible, terrible pinching pain on my member. I looked down and Holly God! I just leaped right up screaming my head off!
For there on the tip of it was this horrible, HUGE monsterous looking tick that was growing bigger every Continue reading Giant Tick Attacks Tourist in the Dominican Republic!

Dominican Republic's first Animal Sex Farm


One of the 12 young calves on Jose's Farm
One of the 12 young calves on Joses Farm

Sex tourism to the Dominican Republic is taking a new turn, with the opening of  Jose Maria Martinez’s “The Big Suprise Farm” up near Moca.

The German people’s magazine Bunte recently ran a story highlighting the many diverse attractions of the Farm.
Sex tourists who arrive in the Farm, in a one week package tour from Germany get to enjoy Farm pleasures from the smallest chicken to the largest horse.
Tourists are housed in special luxury barns with AC and large plasma TV screens where all kinds of beastial sex films are available 24 hours a day.

An unanimous male visitor confessed in an interview to the magazine that he found the calves most exciting as they often mistook his member for their mother’s utter.

While 73 year old woman tourist said the horses were the best deal as they were better equipped than the haitians and didn’t have AIDS or cholera.

German animal organizations are protesting.
Biatte Steiner of the Society of Protection for Farm Animals (SPFA) says: “I’m outraged that this is being allowed in our time and age! I’m ashamed of these German tourists who visit such a place and give our country such a bad name. Our Government has to do something to stop this abuse of poor innocent creatures! I’ve even heard rumors that they’re being forced-fed Viagra! This is inhuman!!!”

Jose Maria Martinez answered: “Actually I think that they really enjoy it. I not know why she complaining! Maybe she should try it. I’m fully booked till Christmas, bussiness has never been so good. My animals are treated well and fed better than any other farm.”

Strange Rabbit-Cat uncovered

Minnie, the strange rabbit-cat
Minnie, the strange rabbit-cat

Lorena Stanford, a 45 Year old woman from Connecticut, USA, has just uncovered the face of her beloved 4 year old pet Minnie to the world.
“She’s a rather odd looking rabbit,” Lorena states in an interview, “but I love her just as much as if she were normal. She’s a real dear! She loves to cuddle and meows like a cat.”

4 Years before Lorena owned 3 female rabbits and a white Persian cat male.
One day, one of the rabbits got pregnant.

“I had no idea how it could have happened!” Lorena says, “I was totally baffled, I have never had a male rabbit and my rabbits are always at home! I just couldn’t get it at all!”
The rabbit then gave birth to Minnie, a cat-rabbit cross.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen anything of the kind!” Says Ben Harvy a scientist at the University of Connecticut.
“I never could have imagined such a thing could occur!”

Lorena will next try introducing Minnie with a neighbor’s tiger cat.
Well, let’s see what that will make!

The Exotic African Kayajubi

Kenya’s Amazing Monkey-Cat

Kayajubi
Kayajubi

This strange looking, exotic creature, named Kayajubi (African Bantu Swahili for Monkey Cat) has a long history behind it.
Rumored as a bringer of bad fortune, he has since centuries been hunted by african tribes and either killed upon sight or sacrificed to the goddess of fortune Yoruban.
The Monkey Cat, or Kayajubi, lives in the deapest parts of the forests.

Monkey cats are nocturnal, hunting mainly at night and sleeping during the day.
Their diet consists of Continue reading The Exotic African Kayajubi

New Frog Specie Discovered In Australia!

The Exotic Strawberry Frog

The Strawberry Frog
The Strawberry Frog

Scientists have been observing a new  frog specie that was recently discovered in the lower part of Southern Australia.
Litorida cerulela; the Strawberry Frog can grow up to 10 centimeters (4 inches) in length. Its color depends on the temperature of the environment, ranging from light pink to deep red. The Frog eats insects, mosquitoes as well as small tree ants that it catches with it’s long yellow tongue when climbing up trees in search of food.

Strawberry Frogs were found to be nocturnal and come out in early evenings to call and hunt at night. During the day they find cool, dark, and moist areas to sleep.

So far, Strawberry frogs have only been Continue reading New Frog Specie Discovered In Australia!

Wonder Duck healed the Sick

“It was not me – It was Quaky”

Agot Ilona - Magical Healer?
Agot Ilona - Magical Healer?

Agota Ilona Piankoczki, 68 year old woman from the mountainous hungarian village of Pusztas, who has been hailed for many years as a phenomianl healer, has now revealed her secrete:

“It all began 5 Years ago, after the death of my beloved husband Pavlov, when I contracted a terrible flew. I was all alone in my little isolated house, far from the village.

My only companion was a duck I named Quaky. I grew very fond of her, as I needed some comfort after my husbands death. She was like a daughter to me. I fed her the best and spoke to her very often. I guess she must have understood me and learned over time. And then when I got ill, my duck suddenly came to me with some herbs in her beak and laid them into my palm. I ate them and the next day the fever was gone! I was amazed!

Over the coming months I started helping other people too. Whenever I visited a sick person I took Quaky with me to them.
Then we’d Continue reading Wonder Duck healed the Sick

Giant Squid Shocks Fishermen

Giant Squid caught by fishermen
Giant Squid caught by fishermen

Floating about 12 miles (19 kilometers) off Port Salerno, Florida, a stirring, intact giant squid gave a small fishing party a shock around 11 a.m. Sunday—and could give researchers new insights into the species, which has never been studied alive, scientists say.

“We looked at it and all three of us were like, Holy mackerel!” recreational fisher Robby Benz told WPTV. “It didn’t seem it had been dead long, the tentacles were still moving and it was sticking to you when we got it in” the fishing boat.

After reaching shore, the men called wildlife authorities, and the then dead giant squid soon found a home at the Florida Museum of Natural History in Gainesville.

Giant squid, the world’s largest invertebrates, are thought to reach lengths of up to about 60 feet (18 meters) and can weigh nearly a ton. The Florida specimen, though, is about 25 feet (8 meters) long and weighs about 200 pounds (90 kilograms).

Like other giant squid, the new catch is Continue reading Giant Squid Shocks Fishermen