Dominican Republic's first Animal Sex Farm

One of the 12 young calves on Jose's Farm
One of the 12 young calves on Joses Farm

Sex tourism to the Dominican Republic is taking a new turn, with the opening of  Jose Maria Martinez’s “The Big Suprise Farm” up near Moca.

The German people’s magazine Bunte recently ran a story highlighting the many diverse attractions of the Farm.
Sex tourists who arrive in the Farm, in a one week package tour from Germany get to enjoy Farm pleasures from the smallest chicken to the largest horse.
Tourists are housed in special luxury barns with AC and large plasma TV screens where all kinds of beastial sex films are available 24 hours a day.

An unanimous male visitor confessed in an interview to the magazine that he found the calves most exciting as they often mistook his member for their mother’s utter.

While 73 year old woman tourist said the horses were the best deal as they were better equipped than the haitians and didn’t have AIDS or cholera.

German animal organizations are protesting.
Biatte Steiner of the Society of Protection for Farm Animals (SPFA) says: “I’m outraged that this is being allowed in our time and age! I’m ashamed of these German tourists who visit such a place and give our country such a bad name. Our Government has to do something to stop this abuse of poor innocent creatures! I’ve even heard rumors that they’re being forced-fed Viagra! This is inhuman!!!”

Jose Maria Martinez answered: “Actually I think that they really enjoy it. I not know why she complaining! Maybe she should try it. I’m fully booked till Christmas, bussiness has never been so good. My animals are treated well and fed better than any other farm.”

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