Tag Archives: strange but true

Dominican Farmer Arrested for Giving his Cows Grass

A dominican farmer by the name of Manuel Hernandez Rodriguez has been arrested by the Domincan Drug Control Police for giving his cows grass.
Juan Luis, police spokes man said in a statement to the media: “We were shocked to find Rodriguez giving all his cows grass! He even has a whole field full of it! It is one thing taking grass yourself, but another forcing your cows to eat it.”
Manuel Hernandez Rodriguez responded saying: “The cows like grass very much. They are happy cows.  They’ve been eating it for years. If I can’t give them grass, what else should I feed them?”

 

Russian Rooster lays a Golden Egg

“The Rooster Saved us!”

Golden Egg

Believe it or not a russian farmer’s wife claims that her rooster has laid an egg, and not just any egg but a golden one ontop of it all!

Ludja Tschernikova told local TV station reporters: “I went into the hen house early in the morning to collect the eggs and found my rooster behaving very strangely indeed. He wouldn’t stop crowing nor would he come to get fed. So I went over to him and found Continue reading Russian Rooster lays a Golden Egg

Mary Pregnant from Ghost Rape

The Ghost Raped Me!

Mary Wong, from Huingxoy province in Western China claims that about five months a ghost came down into her room and raped her. “I woke up because I felt something holding me down. I tried to scream but couldn’t. I couldn’t move.
Then I felt him rape me. When finally it ended, I lay there crying, soaked in sweat and my virgin blood.”
1 month later she found out she was Continue reading Mary Pregnant from Ghost Rape

Dominican Republic's first Animal Sex Farm


One of the 12 young calves on Jose's Farm
One of the 12 young calves on Joses Farm

Sex tourism to the Dominican Republic is taking a new turn, with the opening of  Jose Maria Martinez’s “The Big Suprise Farm” up near Moca.

The German people’s magazine Bunte recently ran a story highlighting the many diverse attractions of the Farm.
Sex tourists who arrive in the Farm, in a one week package tour from Germany get to enjoy Farm pleasures from the smallest chicken to the largest horse.
Tourists are housed in special luxury barns with AC and large plasma TV screens where all kinds of beastial sex films are available 24 hours a day.

An unanimous male visitor confessed in an interview to the magazine that he found the calves most exciting as they often mistook his member for their mother’s utter.

While 73 year old woman tourist said the horses were the best deal as they were better equipped than the haitians and didn’t have AIDS or cholera.

German animal organizations are protesting.
Biatte Steiner of the Society of Protection for Farm Animals (SPFA) says: “I’m outraged that this is being allowed in our time and age! I’m ashamed of these German tourists who visit such a place and give our country such a bad name. Our Government has to do something to stop this abuse of poor innocent creatures! I’ve even heard rumors that they’re being forced-fed Viagra! This is inhuman!!!”

Jose Maria Martinez answered: “Actually I think that they really enjoy it. I not know why she complaining! Maybe she should try it. I’m fully booked till Christmas, bussiness has never been so good. My animals are treated well and fed better than any other farm.”

Strange Rabbit-Cat uncovered

Minnie, the strange rabbit-cat
Minnie, the strange rabbit-cat

Lorena Stanford, a 45 Year old woman from Connecticut, USA, has just uncovered the face of her beloved 4 year old pet Minnie to the world.
“She’s a rather odd looking rabbit,” Lorena states in an interview, “but I love her just as much as if she were normal. She’s a real dear! She loves to cuddle and meows like a cat.”

4 Years before Lorena owned 3 female rabbits and a white Persian cat male.
One day, one of the rabbits got pregnant.

“I had no idea how it could have happened!” Lorena says, “I was totally baffled, I have never had a male rabbit and my rabbits are always at home! I just couldn’t get it at all!”
The rabbit then gave birth to Minnie, a cat-rabbit cross.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen anything of the kind!” Says Ben Harvy a scientist at the University of Connecticut.
“I never could have imagined such a thing could occur!”

Lorena will next try introducing Minnie with a neighbor’s tiger cat.
Well, let’s see what that will make!

Wonder Duck healed the Sick

“It was not me – It was Quaky”

Agot Ilona - Magical Healer?
Agot Ilona - Magical Healer?

Agota Ilona Piankoczki, 68 year old woman from the mountainous hungarian village of Pusztas, who has been hailed for many years as a phenomianl healer, has now revealed her secrete:

“It all began 5 Years ago, after the death of my beloved husband Pavlov, when I contracted a terrible flew. I was all alone in my little isolated house, far from the village.

My only companion was a duck I named Quaky. I grew very fond of her, as I needed some comfort after my husbands death. She was like a daughter to me. I fed her the best and spoke to her very often. I guess she must have understood me and learned over time. And then when I got ill, my duck suddenly came to me with some herbs in her beak and laid them into my palm. I ate them and the next day the fever was gone! I was amazed!

Over the coming months I started helping other people too. Whenever I visited a sick person I took Quaky with me to them.
Then we’d Continue reading Wonder Duck healed the Sick