A dominican farmer by the name of Manuel Hernandez Rodriguez has been arrested by the Domincan Drug Control Police for giving his cows grass. Juan Luis, police spokes man said in a statement to the media: “We were shocked to find Rodriguez giving all his cows grass! He even has a whole field full of it! It is one thing taking grass yourself, but another forcing your cows to eat it.” Manuel Hernandez Rodriguez responded saying: “The cows like grass very much. They are happy cows. They’ve been eating it for years. If I can’t give them grass, what else should I feed them?”
The strange phenomenon of men’s bellies bloating side by side with their wives pregnancy was previously attributed to Mental Assimilation Syndrome or to Female Pregnancy Jealousy Syndrome (FPJS) .
However recent findings from studies conducted at the Berlin Institute of Health show that the real cause of Men’s belly bloat is the overuse of baking soda. Baking soda is traditionally used to make cakes rise, however it is also used as a home remedy for Digestive Disorders.
The antidote to Baking Soda Belly Bloat is Soda Bake.