Dominican Republic's first Animal Sex Farm


One of the 12 young calves on Jose's Farm
One of the 12 young calves on Joses Farm

Sex tourism to the Dominican Republic is taking a new turn, with the opening of  Jose Maria Martinez’s “The Big Suprise Farm” up near Moca.

The German people’s magazine Bunte recently ran a story highlighting the many diverse attractions of the Farm.
Sex tourists who arrive in the Farm, in a one week package tour from Germany get to enjoy Farm pleasures from the smallest chicken to the largest horse.
Tourists are housed in special luxury barns with AC and large plasma TV screens where all kinds of beastial sex films are available 24 hours a day.

An unanimous male visitor confessed in an interview to the magazine that he found the calves most exciting as they often mistook his member for their mother’s utter.

While 73 year old woman tourist said the horses were the best deal as they were better equipped than the haitians and didn’t have AIDS or cholera.

German animal organizations are protesting.
Biatte Steiner of the Society of Protection for Farm Animals (SPFA) says: “I’m outraged that this is being allowed in our time and age! I’m ashamed of these German tourists who visit such a place and give our country such a bad name. Our Government has to do something to stop this abuse of poor innocent creatures! I’ve even heard rumors that they’re being forced-fed Viagra! This is inhuman!!!”

Jose Maria Martinez answered: “Actually I think that they really enjoy it. I not know why she complaining! Maybe she should try it. I’m fully booked till Christmas, bussiness has never been so good. My animals are treated well and fed better than any other farm.”

Canadian Grizzly Bear Shoots Hunters

Hunters Shot by Bear

A large Canadian Grizzly Bear has been terrifying hunters after he stole a gun from a tent and has been ambushing hunters and shooting them dead.
Hunters say that they are afraid to go out into the forest as they don’t know where he is hiding or where he will shoot from next.

Watch out for the Killer Bear!
Watch out for the Killer Bear!

One hunter, Jerald Sikning whose friend was shot down by the bear in front of his eyes recalls the experience as following: “We were walking along a dirt path to a spot we both knew was good place for deer hunting when suddenly there was this Continue reading Canadian Grizzly Bear Shoots Hunters

Kiwa hirsuta – Amazing Blonde Furry Lobster

One of the Most Amazing Ocean Animals

Kiwa Hirsuta - The Hairy Lobster
Kiwa Hirsuta - The Hairy Lobster

Kiwa hirsuta (also nicknamed “the hairy lobster”) was found on the floor of the 7,540-foot-deep (2,300-meter-deep) Pacific Ocean some 900 miles (1,500 kilometers) south of Easter Island by a group of scientists in March 2005.

In many ways the newly discovered creature still remains a mystery.

This amazing animal has strongly reduced Continue reading Kiwa hirsuta – Amazing Blonde Furry Lobster

Diamond Lip Piercings- Add a Sparkle to You Lips!

GlamourGoat Lip Piercings Advertisment
GlamourGoat Lip Piercings

GlamourGoat (TM) a top teen and young adult fashion clothes and make up provider recently suprised the public with a new startling product: Diamond Lip Piercings!

With the slogan “Shine like a real star, be seen from a far!”  GlamourGoat is now running heavy online and offline promotions for their product.

While some readers find it “gross”  and “disgusting” others find it “highly sexy” and are queing up to be the first to get the Diamond Lip Piercings.

GlamourGoat is offering a chance for woman to be the first and only ones in their city with the lip piercings for 3 months for only $10,000.
Find out more at http://GlamourGoat.com

Russian Rooster lays a Golden Egg

“The Rooster Saved us!”

Golden Egg

Believe it or not a russian farmer’s wife claims that her rooster has laid an egg, and not just any egg but a golden one ontop of it all!

Ludja Tschernikova told local TV station reporters: “I went into the hen house early in the morning to collect the eggs and found my rooster behaving very strangely indeed. He wouldn’t stop crowing nor would he come to get fed. So I went over to him and found Continue reading Russian Rooster lays a Golden Egg

New Snail Specie Uncovered in Amazon Forest

Amazing ‘Toad Snail’ Discovered in Brasil

'The Toad Snail' Acroloxolidea Pulmunata
'The Toad Snail' Acroloxolidea Pulmunata

Discovered in the thick Amazon forest by Vladimir Skoventshky (a Russian Scientist of the Moscow Science University) this queer looking “toad snail” (Acroloxolidea Pulmunata) has been turned into a mini celebrity online.

He even has his own fanpage with over 15000 fans!
He is guessed to be very old, exactly how old however is yet unknown.

Vladimir Skoventshky and his team of scientists last stated to the media that they were closely studying the toad snails behavior and would report any interesting revelations.

Will keep you posted!

Giant Tick Attacks Tourist in the Dominican Republic!

Huge Nightmare Tick Attack!

Lectorina Ixodida
Lectorina Ixodida

Recent reports state that a tourist who visited Playa Limon Beach in El Cedro, Miches, Dominican Republic experienced the world’s worst nightmarish tick attack.

Michel (who doesn’t want his full name known) states:
“I was staying in a small hotel near Playa Limon and had gone down to the beach for a swim.
No one was around to see so I went for a swim in the nude.
I afterwards lay down in the sand to tan, and was having a rather relaxing time when all of a sudden I felt this terrible, terrible pinching pain on my member. I looked down and Holly God! I just leaped right up screaming my head off!
For there on the tip of it was this horrible, HUGE monsterous looking tick that was growing bigger every Continue reading Giant Tick Attacks Tourist in the Dominican Republic!

New GMO Hybrids – Pocket Sized Watermelons

Pocket sized Watermelons and Giant Avocados?

New GMO Pocket sized Watermelons and Huge Avocados
New GMO Hybrids

Images from a Top Security Russian GMO Laboratory where leaked onto the web by one of it’s workers who doesn’t think it’s right what they are doing.

Russian Scientists have been secretly working to create the latest GMO (Genetically Modified Organisms) hybrid creation; huge Avocados and pocket sized Watermelons.
It seems that they have Continue reading New GMO Hybrids – Pocket Sized Watermelons

The Exotic African Kayajubi

Kenya’s Amazing Monkey-Cat

Kayajubi
Kayajubi

This strange looking, exotic creature, named Kayajubi (African Bantu Swahili for Monkey Cat) has a long history behind it.
Rumored as a bringer of bad fortune, he has since centuries been hunted by african tribes and either killed upon sight or sacrificed to the goddess of fortune Yoruban.
The Monkey Cat, or Kayajubi, lives in the deapest parts of the forests.

Monkey cats are nocturnal, hunting mainly at night and sleeping during the day.
Their diet consists of Continue reading The Exotic African Kayajubi

New Frog Specie Discovered In Australia!

The Exotic Strawberry Frog

The Strawberry Frog
The Strawberry Frog

Scientists have been observing a new  frog specie that was recently discovered in the lower part of Southern Australia.
Litorida cerulela; the Strawberry Frog can grow up to 10 centimeters (4 inches) in length. Its color depends on the temperature of the environment, ranging from light pink to deep red. The Frog eats insects, mosquitoes as well as small tree ants that it catches with it’s long yellow tongue when climbing up trees in search of food.

Strawberry Frogs were found to be nocturnal and come out in early evenings to call and hunt at night. During the day they find cool, dark, and moist areas to sleep.

So far, Strawberry frogs have only been Continue reading New Frog Specie Discovered In Australia!

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